Sex Therapist Sph

Hello, I am Ms. Smith, and I am your sex therapist today. Would you like to talk me through what your concerns are? Youre worried you have a small penis? Not to worry. Youre in good hands. So, youre worried about the size of your penis. Its understandable. Lots of men are. Its nothing to be ashamed of. Porn gives people a very warped sense of what the size of a penis should be. Ill bet you watch too much porn, dont you? Is that why you think its too small? No? Okay. Its probably not as small as you think it is. Now, my therapy may seem a little unorthodox, but it really helps if you work with me. What Im about to do is to ask you to show me your penis. Dont worry. Im a professional. Im not going to laugh. So, when youre ready, unzip your trousers and take down your underwear. Ready? Oh. My. Goodness! I realize I said I wouldnt laugh, I cant help it! You have got such a tiny penis! You should definitely be ashamed about that tiny little thing. I mean, that thing is so small it doesnt even deserve to be called a penis! Im just going to make some notes in your case willie. Needed my and magnifying glass. what exactly shall we do with you? I mean, only a loser would have such a tiny, little willie. How does it make you feel when women laugh at it? Does it even work? I see in the referral that you have a fetish for women with big bottoms. So, Im going to tease you with mine. At least this way well see if it really works. Go on. Wank it! Finger and thumb -- thats all you require. Or, actually, you dont really need all that! You can just prod it it with your finger. Yes, thats it -- prod it! Goodness! Is it any bigger? I dont think it is! How embarrassing for you! Are you done? Is that all? let me take a look at my notes. I think itll be easier for you if youll come to terms that this is going to be your life from now on. Itll be easier if you just accept that embarrassment, humiliation and awkward silences are the way forward for you. I dont think I can help you. Nothing, and nobody, can fix that.