You’ll Be My New Office Chair

What are you standing there? Ive no other use for you today, so Ill use you as my office chair! Get down on your knees and put your head back - Ill sit down on your face while I work on the computer - and Ive a lot of work to do today! But dont worry, Ill give you a few seconds to breathe every now and then :-D And dont dare to start whining... Ive to concentrate and I dont want to be interrupted by you. And you should be thankful... getting to see my ass all day long... thats worth more than breathing to you!